I have, like, MUCH RESPECT for ladies who can figure out how to manage patterned tights. I am not being a smart ass, no how. I am B A F F L E D by them any time I make the attempt to put them on myself, which always ends in tears. This from the woman who has given up the ghost and decided to admit that her fashion most resembles that of Shaun White. Patterned tights broads? You are tops.
Signed,
I Wear Jeans 7 Days A Week.
Come see me in this show tonight, acting the fool with my G.L.O.C. (Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy) pals!
The P.I.T.
123 East 24th Street New York, NY
8 PM - $8
Click below to buy advance tickets:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/218453
Hosted by Glennis McCarthy
Featuring Sara Benincasa & Sue Galloway
Stand-Up from Lane Moore & Darcy Burke
With the G.L.O.C. house band Doll Parts (the only Dolly Parton cover band)
Plus Brandy Barber and “Token Male” Matt McCarthy
YES PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW A PERSON I DON’T KNOW AND NEVER WILL HAD A REALLY AWFUL EMERGENCY HAPPEN SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING, ANYTHING OTHER THAN UTTER CERTAINTY THAT MY MISERABLE LIFE IS OF NO VALUE BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD WRITE ABOUT ME ON E! ONLINE IF (WHEN) I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF (AGAIN)!!! THEN LET ME WRITE SOMETHING MEAN IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW SHE’S OLD/SINGLE/PATHETIC!!!! OMG I LOVE CELEB SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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