Can I has job being amazing at internetz comedy mimis and viralz plz k thx byeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Can I has job being amazing at internetz comedy mimis and viralz plz k thx byeeeeeeeeeeeee

NOTE: PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO B. L. BARBER, ESQ.

**will also accept 8 packs of those tiny Dr. Pepper cans

My dear god do I love Phil Hartman now and forever

My childhood was so unpleasant that I absolutely don’t remember anything before, I think, age 31. - Lou Reed, "Blue In The Face"

My childhood was so unpleasant that I absolutely don’t remember anything before, I think, age 31. - Lou Reed, "Blue In The Face"

Yep

Yep

somebodyapp:

Miranda July expounding on the subjects of feelings, women, bloody crying messes, etc with fellow filmmaker So Young Kim and interviewer Penny Martin, editor of our favorite magazine, The Gentlewoman.

photo by Lana Kim

MIranda July is a rad scamp extraordinaire. Also I hate stupid iPhones but if you have one you should TOTALLY DOWNLOAD HER NEW APP, SomebodyApp.com. 

somebodyapp:

Miranda July expounding on the subjects of feelings, women, bloody crying messes, etc with fellow filmmaker So Young Kim and interviewer Penny Martin, editor of our favorite magazine, The Gentlewoman.
photo by Lana Kim

MIranda July is a rad scamp extraordinaire. Also I hate stupid iPhones but if you have one you should TOTALLY DOWNLOAD HER NEW APP, SomebodyApp.com. 

bazookafairy:

Xanadu forever.

A) AgreedB) EVERYTHING

bazookafairy:

Xanadu forever.

A) Agreed
B) EVERYTHING

bornthiswayblog:

"A plerce, whir nerberdy ders ter ger!"

I CANNOT

bornthiswayblog:

"A plerce, whir nerberdy ders ter ger!"

I CANNOT

Don Bluth Early work-ups for Xanadu (1980)

There’s always a part of me that’s sad I didn’t wait to get married til I was rich enough to hire Don Bluth to draw me for my wedding invitation. PS WHAT A JERK I AM

amymebberson:

Kira from Xanadu
OLD commission, but one I’m still rather proud of :)

amymebberson:

Kira from Xanadu

OLD commission, but one I’m still rather proud of :)

Happy Early Thanksgiving?

Happy Early Thanksgiving?

tastefullyoffensive:

Not even once. [via]

I enjoy this most because no one ever makes fun of dudes for getting old. Guess what? THEY DO TOO

tastefullyoffensive:

Not even once. [via]

I enjoy this most because no one ever makes fun of dudes for getting old. Guess what? THEY DO TOO

(via buzzfeedceleb)

reductress:

Are you telling me that’s not normal?
http://reductr.es/1pTvfu6

reductress:

Are you telling me that’s not normal?

http://reductr.es/1pTvfu6

cocoku:

I better get them cha-cha heels.

cocoku:

I better get them cha-cha heels.

We’ve all dated that ONE guy. The one you destroy all photo proof of and pray that no one gets drunk and brings up because everyone JUST stopped laughing about it— at least, to your face. Mine thought it was funny to “pretend” to choke women— and just women. HA HA HA HA HA HA! SO FUNNY! MEN NEVER KILL WOMEN IN ANGER! HA HA HA HA HA! Yep, still living that one down.
Even Babs knows the pain.
PS They recorded an album together. Never let your vag do the talking when it comes to albums with boyfriends, is what I took from this and so should you.

We’ve all dated that ONE guy. The one you destroy all photo proof of and pray that no one gets drunk and brings up because everyone JUST stopped laughing about it— at least, to your face. Mine thought it was funny to “pretend” to choke women— and just women. HA HA HA HA HA HA! SO FUNNY! MEN NEVER KILL WOMEN IN ANGER! HA HA HA HA HA! Yep, still living that one down.

Even Babs knows the pain.

PS They recorded an album together. Never let your vag do the talking when it comes to albums with boyfriends, is what I took from this and so should you.

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