January 2012
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WatchOMG! All those nasty comments, made in that saucy British accent! Can you guys even BELIEVE that old prickly pear Gordon Ramsay?!? You know, in the rerun of the Black Pearl episode of “Kitchen Nightmares” that was on tonight on CMT…wait, what are you guys talking about?!?
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December 2011
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WatchTairy Greene: I don’t know who the hell is doing this with the trumpets, but I don’t like it at ALL, okay?
Micheal J: It was the boy.
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HOUSE PARTY Comedy TONIGHT!
My monthly comedy show HOUSE PARTY is TONIGHT, MOFOS! If you’ve been meaning to come out and support me and the show since we kicked off 7 months ago, but just haven’t been able to make it yet, I would really love to see you there. And for those of you who have come on down to Luca Lounge to see the show, hope you can swing back for more tinsel-draped shenanigans this month. My...
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November 2011
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Pleased By The Marketing Simplicity Inherent In...
stephenfalk:
I Held A Boombox Over My Head
We Lived In Seattle In The 90’s
I Showed A Black Man The Money
I Followed A Rock Band Around Even Though I Was Very Young
I Lost My Face
My Dad Died Then I Listened To Some CDs This Chick Made Me
I would see all of these. In the THEATER, even.
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I wish my 3 trazillion dusty, crumpled,... →
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Maybe not the best choice of words?
Photo: Murderer Brandon McInerney (CNN).
A 14 year old who shot and killed an openly gay teen at his junior high school has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for the hate crime. Apparently, the out and proud murdered teen- Larry “Leticia” King- had committed the unacceptable crime of professing to having a crush on his murderer. Oh, and according to this somewhat judge-y (Is...
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Coincidence or curse?
It seems like anyone who dares take the role of “sex pest foil to nice guy single dad Jon Cryer” on Two and A Half Men is doomed to get caught scampering with community college dropout blonde(s). What sorcery & devilment takes place in that writer’s room? Certainly it’s not comedy spells they’re casting.
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I’m thrilled the New York Times finally has what looks to be a dedicated comedy column. And I really enjoyed today’s article about how Twitter is such a valuable tool for comedians- specifically ones who want to write for late night talk shows, it would seem.
But I have to say…sometimes when someone’s Twitter feed is ALL jokes, ALL the time, it makes me feel like...
QUIZ TIME!
spolikeluzhate:
Me not working hard?
Yeah Right, picture that with a Kodak.
Or Better yet, go to Times square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak.
Is the above-
A. Something an insane person wearing only a Dixie Cup screams on a street corner.
B. Poetry written by a mentally retarded goat.
C. A drunk text sent from a mole person
D. The first four lines of a Pitbull Song
THE ANSWER IS...
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October 2011
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“Last night I had this image of someone going to a party and when asked what she...”
– #I’mmyownbestaudience #asIhavelearnedatmyreadings #it’sactuallyfunnywithoutthe”re”too (via mikkipedia)
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Jennifer Lopez Breaks Down on Stage.
Pop sensation Jennifer Lopez broke down onstage last night during a tearful moment where she sang of her many lost loves— most notably, ex-husband Marc Anthony, with whom she split just this year. The Real Human Tears™ solution leaking from Lopez’s eye sockets then leached into her steel core, causing a short circuit fiasco the likes of this reporter hasn’t seen since that...
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