eliotglazer:

As always, Eden Wood: LOOKIN’ GOOD!
Incidentally, do pedophiles like fashion spreads?

I have a theory that, when I shared it, made my best friend stare at me a really long time in silence before she shrugged and said “Well, yeah”.
Have you ever noticed how many pedophiles end up causing a ruckus in Florida? Does it occur to anyone else with eyes and a working frontal lobe that it’s really hot there, meaning kids are often seen to be wearing airbrushed half shirts that say “Naughty Angel” and bathing suit bottoms to church? I’d tell you to do the math, but I just did.

eliotglazer:

As always, Eden Wood: LOOKIN’ GOOD!

Incidentally, do pedophiles like fashion spreads?

I have a theory that, when I shared it, made my best friend stare at me a really long time in silence before she shrugged and said “Well, yeah”.

Have you ever noticed how many pedophiles end up causing a ruckus in Florida? Does it occur to anyone else with eyes and a working frontal lobe that it’s really hot there, meaning kids are often seen to be wearing airbrushed half shirts that say “Naughty Angel” and bathing suit bottoms to church? I’d tell you to do the math, but I just did.

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