Jennifer Lopez Breaks Down on Stage.
Pop sensation Jennifer Lopez broke down onstage last night during a tearful moment where she sang of her many lost loves— most notably, ex-husband Marc Anthony, with whom she split just this year. The Real Human Tears™ solution leaking from Lopez’s eye sockets then leached into her steel core, causing a short circuit fiasco the likes of this reporter hasn’t seen since that cheerleader mouse (Trixie? Mitzie?) from the Rockafire Explosion at Showbiz Pizza totally shit the bed during a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes” at Chris Klipner’s 9th birthday party.
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