YES PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW A PERSON I DON’T KNOW AND NEVER WILL HAD A REALLY AWFUL EMERGENCY HAPPEN SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING, ANYTHING OTHER THAN UTTER CERTAINTY THAT MY MISERABLE LIFE IS OF NO VALUE BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD WRITE ABOUT ME ON E! ONLINE IF (WHEN) I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF (AGAIN)!!! THEN LET ME WRITE SOMETHING MEAN IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW SHE’S OLD/SINGLE/PATHETIC!!!! OMG I LOVE CELEB SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
