I have, like, MUCH RESPECT for ladies who can figure out how to manage patterned tights. I am not being a smart ass, no how. I am B A F F L E D by them any time I make the attempt to put them on myself, which always ends in tears. This from the woman who has given up the ghost and decided to admit that her fashion most resembles that of Shaun White. Patterned tights broads? You are tops.
Signed,
I Wear Jeans 7 Days A Week.
